Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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