Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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