I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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