Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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