She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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