ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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