dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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