I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
