mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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