Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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