bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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