brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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