On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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