would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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