Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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