This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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