doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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