he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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