I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
lol hangovers are for mortals.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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