they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I skipped work to stalk him.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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