question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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