Just took my morning after pill in the library
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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