So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
