The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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