Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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