so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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