I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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