Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
