Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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