so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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