32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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