No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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