Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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