I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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