I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
last night I used snow as a chaser
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
