Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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