that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We have so much sex to catch up on
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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