dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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