You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
