Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That accounts for only three of the penises
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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