In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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