i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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