So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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