My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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