Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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