Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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