nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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