u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Pooping to opera.
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