Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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