I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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