I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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