it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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