Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Small penises have feelings too.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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