dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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